Well folks, let the string of contestants that went home before Laz should’ve gone home, begin. I mean, let’s all be honest with ourselves. Paul was never going to win this thing, but I do feel bad for the guy. Eleanor Rigby was a good performance, especially for Paul. I think we all know Laz was about a million times worse.
What’s the worst though? Jimmy saying that Laz was straight up acting a fool when he said he learned that song in one day. Come on Laz. Come the f- on. It’s one thing to suck at a performance, and it’s another to lie to get more pity votes. Yes, I realize it may take him longer to get a song, but you signed up for the competition so you have to work within the same timeframe as everyone else. And who suffers here? Not you because you’re still in the competition. Paul. That’s who suffers. Poor sweet Jeff-Lewis-faced Paul.
Well Paul, it was nice knowing you. Have fun on the tour.
I also wanted to mention a one, Jessica Sanchez.
I don’t know what everyone else was thinking but when I saw her performance with Ne-Yo, all I could think was, had she performed with Ne-Yo and not Horse Face. I mean, I was digging her a lot. I don’t know if it was the upbeat song, the look, the singing, but that performance was better than 90% of anything I saw when she was competing on the show. Maybe she’s just better without the weight of competition. Way to redeem yourself though, Jessica. I mean, personally Phillip is still my guy, but Jessica showed me some stuff that I liked tonight. Good on ya’ Jessica. Casey was fun too!
As for the results of tonight, well, Mr. Bob, or as we like to call him in my world, Bahboom – he has taken the lead from his lovely wife Susan, but not by much so lets hope the contest stays close! That’s the way I like it. Not that it’s looking like I personally have any kind of chance. Whomp whomp.